the ai in oblivion is just astounding

dude, you're so deep i can't even see you anymore.

a cleverly devised trap. a layer of stone ingeniously hidden underneath some grass. now to wait for someone with a severe stone allergy...

instead of whining about taking an arrow to the knee, the guard finally musters the courage to follow up and find the perpetrator.

steve killed a creeper violently. all it wanted was a hug. A HUG!!!

but... there is one they fear... in their tongue, he is DOVAHMUG! COFFEEBORN!

catholic priest is about to probe someone while listening to music

a note that bears a plea for help. silly note-writer... not even mommy luigi can save you now.

a tree and a woman sharing some drugs. why isn't this on pbs?

"so ive finally narrowed it down. everyone in OBLIVION is either a jerk, a retard, or somewhere in between. but all of them are bipolar."

nothing. i hate having to be creative

swagtopus