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Fat ugly fuck is confused by life

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Oy Vey remember the six gorillion!

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An albino black gentleman has a hard time choosing between a turkey and a giant cherry

50 cent mugs a pacman ghost

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"War... war never changes." -Donald Duck, 1939

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