Woman taking a rest on a toadstool after a giant thumb ripped part of her dress off

MC Hammer

Dancing moldy waffles

One of those dead fishpeople from spongebob laying on its side leaking oil

Ouch, my fingers fused together.

A panther at night

Why is my arm turning into a lobster claw? I can't control it and it keeps hitting me in the face.

Sunburnt and embarrassed person playing the clarinet

Richard Simmons telling people to exercise

A mustached man wearing a fruit hat wants a burrito but only finds a KFC

Hey, shut the fork up!

A grocery store bagger is having trouble fitting a baguette into the shopping bag