explosive gonorrhea. like literally explosive

long grey chain which is somehow evocative of a nose. I don't know how you managed that but I feel like a real perv right now

a couple buys a turkey for their first thanksgiving but to their dismay when they prepare to cook it, it is actually an orphaned child!

dude. that squirrel is totally toasted. like completely wrenched. baked all the way through. bruh. so hella fried. entirely intoxicated. bro

green demon introspectively considers, "twitchy"

somebody either got safeway on the brain or in the bag

once a grl ws lyk "<3?" nd thn boy was lik "<3X" so the grl ran cring into the strt and died nd the boy was like "no i ment <3 to Xtreme" :(

a cutesy mustachioed tortilla chip observes kraft(R) brand blue cheese macaroni

the man wearing a golden hula hoop is covered in thick black oil. please, nobody light a match. wait. no, stop. noooooo *flames*

a terrifying eye surrounded by flesh with legs. seriously, the stuff of nightmares.

weird mountain shooting out colorful beams and yelling "pew" from its black cavernous mouth

pink thunder rains down onto the pink landscape. the world is purged of despicable men and a utopia is born under the divine matriarchy.