A sad tv with a belly ache.

Asian Mad Magazine promotes capitalism

Existentialism.

Flapjack finds a candy cane penis! What a great adventure!

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Contemplative elderly black man debates if purple matches yellow.

Black men have a fetish for pink men.

Babies are made by mixing fossils with strawberry milk and injecting them into surrogate parents.

Thing goes on a ride in a poorly built lego car. He breaks a pinkie.

Li'l Land o' Lakes knew he shouldn't have gone to the bonfire, and he didn't listen when his parents tried to warn him.

A Canadian Hitler threatens the sanctity of AMURRICUH

Harold and the Purple Crayon grows up and realizes that life is meaningless. But at least it's sunny outside.

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