I'm pretty sure he is a salesman of some kind.

A man riding pacman, who has an oddly long tongue.

A man singing while also judging the death star, which is offstage watching the man singing.

Britney Spears is gonna shoot Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

IT'S LIKE POLLOCK REINCARNATE!

An extremely tall man watches on as a very short man catches on fire.

It's a face that doesn't really connect with itself.

A fat lady with too small bedclothes sleeps.

A tree doing a dragon shout.

An angry purple blob, perhaps an eggplant.

A sign in the dark, inviting tired travelers to park "over here."

Alien shooting fire out its mouth.