skinny deformed legs wearing rainbow socks.

the surprised burglar is caught making a fire in the family's fireplace.

Early bird gets the abnormally skinny penis.

A pizza that has managed to catch herpes.

Asian man sings exactly one eighth note to a seemingly poisonous snake.

Hitler and Buddha having a relaxing tea party with their shared assortment of stuffed animals and wearing frilly dresses.

Three eyed frog tap dancing in a woman's uterus.

Some douche breaking the chain.

A black man looks on in amazement and the mythical blue snitch.

I would not want that cat's teeth on or around my nose.

A book about cats being grounded...or something.

Some multicolored shit and ketchup squirted on it.