A blue man with penguin cap and walrus teeth is introducing himself. His english is quite poor.

The year 1997 in a nutshell (be creative!)

Fat Tails is naked on a road, ass up. He's having unholy thoughts.

Doodle-or-die-ception. Also, did this girl just draw a fricking butt ?

A dead elephant in a paper muffin cup, with a cherry on top. Don't forget to credit Probe and mulletor69 for this.

Santa Claus is having one of his elves suck his candy stick, while another elf enters the room, shocked and confused.

A fish drinks a bat's pee while a whale is watching. They all look horrified.

Old man in a green room is not pleased with his doritos falling on the ground

Pikachu, except its head looks like a peanut, face and ears are too small, tail is fern and it just... looks wrong.

Socket dino complaining about the cold

Flowey from Undertale meets its twin, which had its petals removed and is thus (understandably) sad

A young green elf girl cries at her hands like Shinji in Evangelion, while being watched by a purple orb with a >:3 face