a meatball sandwich cuts a round boy's stomach open by the staircase

New Chain

SEIZURE LIGHTS.

This gentleman is so goddamn rich he's never heard of creamed corn. I hear he eats only quail eggs.

A man with soft features proclaims that your shit means nothing to him.

New Chain

The main ingredient in bologna.

squirtle and geodude become one

Doodle or Die

frowning man with no eyes looks upward as his beard flies away

Doodle or Die

A one-eyed drooling cyclops named Billy receives a poor grade on a research essay.

Doodle or Die

Freddie Mercury, as a fried egg sandwich. What a lad!

Doodle or Die

very pale ginger with massive (yet thin) sideburns. He is upset about not being a Bro-coil -- the strongest of all warriors.

Doodle or Die

grillz

New Chain

A man squeezing flowers out of his butt to present to a mediocre looking woman.

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