Zelda is always one step ahead of anon.

Gordon Ramsey shouts "Up your ass" and smacks anon with a large spoon, anon is holding an original Wii.

Moot in his office at Google working on the next great Google product.

A bloody stool being smashed with a wrench

A chainbreaker is so pleased with his (you) he is literally cumming into his own mouth and has escaped the laws of gravity

The average redditor

A piece of abstract art beside a salt shaker

some autistic Zelda game

the green lantern buys something

a pig sighing

Don't trust anybody, not even yourself or yourself

Some autistic mario game or something