Someone named Bob, for whom the description was apparently too hard. Bob seems to be almost smirking about this.

A mother goes on about boil-in-the-bag perversion for sexually repressed accountants and first-year drama students, to her child's chagrin.

A man concentrates super hard. He is trying to turn into a flounder.

Someone explains to a cyclops that they have a shitty hat. The hat itself doesn't look too bad. The cyclops is sad.

The no-man plays the nintendo

A girl is crying. He crimes are innumerable, her guilt immeasurable. Her payment is a pretty dress. Was it worth it?

Bear with mushroom on its back is confused about its identity.

Science equals ice cream!

It's a bible. No witty editorial, I ain't goin' near that one.

A clicky-pen drawing another clicky-pen.

A purple lizard laughs and converses using a dialect of internet speak I don't think actually exists.

Catwoman's anatomy seems to have improved since that cover art debacle.