A vaudevillian clown smoking a big, fat, dank blunt.

In the heat of battle, an American WWII soldier is confronted by a one-legged pink demon with boobs.

Ostarion, the Skeleton King, sits upon a throne of bone.

Bill from Left 4 Dead being told to fuck off. Despite being only 5 years old, he already has a full, grey beard.

When Steve told me he got 3 strippers for my bachelor party, this is not what I was expecting. One of them even has hairy balls!

Giving the gift of sexual pleasure to those who need it most.

Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?

Robert wistfully remembers the time he watched a fix climb out of a cardboard box.

A blue ninja is distressed after seeing cheese and ketchup squirted all over his white pillow.

In frustration, a dolphin furrows his brow.

A ridiculously obese black man wearing a tuxedo. At least he has a nice red bow tie.

A purple man with really fucking long-ass arms eats a piece of pizza while surrounded by eternal blackness.