Floating lips tells period blood that it isn't a furry

Lazer gun fist bump

radius equals your mother on a D

A Pencil dreams of committing suicide while writing his suicide note

Man goes on a rampage killing everyone he sees smoking a cigarette

Man loves america

Drunk octopus can't figure out how to put on a condom

Kingdom Hearts

A drunk Cactus complains about getting dumped for a coconut to his invisible best friend

Zombie Jesus day's rabbit collects colorful avian offspring capsules

An ogling body-less face gets rejected by a well fed woman while she seductively swings her belly fat

Birthday Crab