Well then, why are you here?

The Fire Ferrets

This shit is clearly a shit.

A toaster is sad, becouse it has killed it's best firend, the tost. Burned him alive.

Doodle or Die

This reminds me of a scout camp back in '86. I don't want to talk about what happened back then. It was horrible. I still have nightmares.

A lobster with a yellow T on his face gets hit by a hammer.

YOU NO LIKE GINGER-HULK NEW LIPSTICK?! GINGER-HULK SMASH!

A couple of green sheep hanging out on a field while a chameleon sneaks up on them. It's holding a green sniper rifle and waiting for a shot

I AM THE KING OF ENVELOPES! BOW BEFORE ME!

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS, BRO!

HELLO. I AM DEATH. AND THIS IS MY HORSE. HIS NAME IS BINKY. AND THIS IS MY GRANDDOUTHER, SUSAN.

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