Hello, I'm Lindsey and I'm a big fat Homestuck. kdjlkjdsfsdkljf
Tavros is asexual.
A Raikou that may or may not even be worth catching.
Terezi is wanted for being blind. But you can't arrest the law!
Dave tells a blue, gelatinous rabbit that it needs to work harder on its swiggity-swag.
Aranea babbled long enough for Meaulin's hearing aide batteries to go dead.
Two guys stuck in a game of Tetris. A yellow block is falling on them, slowly crushing them to death.
Good dog. Best friend.
A man denies summoning the black knight.
Karkat punches a wall. It hurts so he cries, but he tries his best to hide it.
Terezi says you're breaking the law. Go to jail.
Gamzee asking for permission to eat a bar of soap. How polite.
Vriska and Jade are RAISIN THE ROOF