california raisins retain consciousness

Lonely man derives happiness from nonsensical conversations over the internet, but fails to realize it is only ameliorating his desolation.

person of deep asian descent tries hard liquor for the first time

kirby consumes troy polamalu

jesus (industrial era) goes to space

some day I will work up the courage to kill myself

some guy just shit on your porch

gay man finds inconceivable fortune in his urethra

Weepinbell uses stun spore

PRESIDENT barrack obama reads up on descartes

pluto can no longer be a planet

smurfette being blown on by one of those large industrial fans (like what super-models use, but she does not look like super-model material)