The TMNT are sexists, apparently- either that or they're collecting up female dogs to save the city somehow

A NORMAL PIZZA, NOTHING WEIRD OR CAR-LIKE ABOUT IT

Umm, soo...I know you like flowers, soo...I got you this ros- OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP EATING IT IT'S FOR SMELLING NOT EATING

Bone-shaped dog treats are floating in space next to Saturn, BUT THERE IS NO DOG! MYSTERY!

Portal references.

Charmander waves his tail around a little too vigorously and sets fire to his own head, silly little guy

A goth birthday cake bought at Hot Topic, 'cus the ones at the supermarket are way too popular

A cool wolf dude wearing cartoon white gloves is asking you to say his name

Someone is very, very confused about this whole Ranga thing

A red jello cup

"BLUH" and an unhappy face.

A three-eyed, dress-wearing alien sucking on a domino has a straw stuck in its head