Woody the Cowboy molests children.

ENOUGH WITH FUCKING HOMESTUCK

Inspector Gadget, played by Nigel Thornberry.

A turd cat is stupid.

A vagina heart.

Big Macintosh's favorite bicycle.

A lizard with sunglasses and fangs merged with a plastic bag, growing a can-opener arm, a square boob, and a spring with a pear on the end.

A bro challenges a giant blue banana to come at him.

Fucking unicorns always shit pink shit on my shitting lawn. WTF.

A cat alien with a heart for a head is bowling against a pigeon to claim the prize: a red Kiwi bird.

Something unusually detailed.

A man about to puke loves getting high and watching cartoons.