oh no please dont shoot me

you know you're going to throw away that shitty painting your kid worked so hard on

a fetus

pokeymann i choose you. Black guy with grey stubble all over his head says "ok"

doctor who phone booth in starry night. fuck thats pretty

my ears are bleeding and im going deaf :|

genetically modified potatoe

genetically modified fish sticks

white guy with red hat on top of the world...literally

i must kill the kittens.i must kill the kittens. i must kill the kittens.i must kill the kittens........

throwing away a burger with pubes

watermelon is a bully