After that one time on the commute home, ted decided to become a vegetarian.

When the Bean Stalk connected them in a Human Centipede moment, Jack knew he should have just listened to his mother & sold the damn cow.

The Rabbit had a moment of reflection, and practiced his deep breathing exercises.

The fashionista is perplexed by the choice of red polka dots in the snow, but plays it off cool, man. she always knew they'd be hip again.

Ye Olde Laughter, when 'tis audible.

Needless to say, Mr. Claus looked for a new crew to pull his sleigh after that round of reindeer games

Captain Ahab was deep in the grip of scurvy delusions and began to see his crew as citrus fruit when they mutinied.

ChibiPhone is drunk on good reception.

Few people know the story of how Skeletor coached so many of the major players during March Madness.

He-Man, afraid of being typecast, tried out constantly for more serious roles, stretching himself as an actor.

Bob Ross, the Last Doodle Bender.

Cartman and Insanity Wolf decide to take meditation classes.