I wish for a bright, sparkly future.

Do you think this is a fucking game, kid?

Jessica and Tori eagerly walk to the mall. Unbeknownst to them, they are entering the place where they will get raped.

The spookiest of all moons wails uncontrollably at an unresponsive Earth.

As he recalls the forlorn memories of his childhood, a man whistles down the wind.

The lamest rendition of the Google logo ever shittily drawn on Doodle or Die.

Native America spirit warrior assblasts the settlers with Mom's spaghetti.

A kawaii pirate marvels at a dead squid that found inside of a macro-meme.

A stoney, sullen man laments the departure of his house as it sprouts turbine engines that ignite and escape the Earth's gravitational field