Heavy is being chased by Sanik. "Cumon, step it up!!!!!", the deformed creature screeches as Heavy runs for his life.

Medic is the lord of all puns. Sit the fuck down, Pyro.

Spy watches from his box as Heavy takes a sexy bite out of his sandvich. Spy seems either concerned or aroused.

Scout believes that vampire fangs & red contacts will attract goth chicks or sexy vampires. It's worth a try ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Spy is watching that flaming banana. He's watching...

Medic is on his period and does not want to hang out with Heavy right now.

Wilson just shaved and he's lookin fine in the mirror

Alexander Hamilton is complaining about how there isn't a Doodle or Die room for his fandom.

A fighter jet is about to crash into an already toppling city of gold.

The Red Pyro is a spider who is part of Team Valor and he's burning up the Blu Pyro (Team Mystic) who is a fly caught in Red Pyro's web.

You're shopping for groceries, Scout's on a leash, and- oh no! Scout's getting away!

Sniper is threatening to stab Medic (but we all know they just wanna fuck). Also, Archimedes is dead.