Gentleman directs a crass person on how best to express one's feelings without offending the surrounding company.

Doodle or Die

Cow ghost is displeased with his delicious fate.

You encounter an enamored female. Anon casts Spaghetti 3.

Ash tells Charizard to use flame thrower but he doesn't have enough badges so Charizard decides to become a mall Santa instead.

Hermoine earns some extra credit in potions class by growing pot.

Closeup of a man who's high as fuck and contemplating his extremely wiggly fingers.

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, McDONALDS EATS YOU!

A wizard does battle with his own sense of shame.

Doodle or Die police investigating rogue chain de-railers.

Spider man forces his prey into green pants and buries them upside down.

New York: Circa today

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