Holy shit. The best damn elephant drawing I have ever seen. Looks almost 3D. The shading is perfect. This must have taken a while.

Spling loli5, apparently.

Shut up woman, get on my horse.

A fat guy crying because his transsexual wife doesn't love him anymore

T'was a dark, rainy day in the bad lands. No one left their houses, in fear of death. Strange monsters roamed the streets, mouths dripping.

A clown admits to being a faggot that loves reddit

A whale telling a very bad pun

Pikachu eating his own yellow shit out of a bowl and saying, "Pika Pee!" It's ironic because he's eating poop, not drinking piss.

Will Smith saying, "What?"

A daredevil cat is about to jump onto a train! BAD ASS.

A yellow worm with a star butt is digging a hole

Elvis is shocked that a meteor is right beside him and he is not dead