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Dancing snake shakes her titties about

Badass Gherkin doesnt take shit from noone, nigs be all like "Bro calm down, whoa, chill". Gherkin dont care about non of that shit.

Man suddenly realises he's refrigerated his baby instead of his turkey. The turkey is now probably hell gross. Silly man

Sam "Fish"er

Ubisoft comments on next gen Tom Clancy games

A diagram explaining your ham handedness.

Man stubbs his toe on the way to the toilet, breaks his left leg and falls into the bowl, he drowns.

Charmander takes an arrow to the face. He looks at his assailant, and tries to mutter one last word before death. "ch...ch...charmander..."

Faggot is so uncreative he just writes some shit instead of drawing. Draw me a submarine battle.

Turtle and dog team up to fight crime.

Man with piss fetish enjoys broken urinal pipe. Hes so aroused he doesnt notice his hat is on fire

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