A man lying in his bed in the middle of a field watches a blue kite with a yellow spot on it fly past. Theres also some ants playing twister

Doodle or Die

Just about every single racial stereotype there is. (I could NOT fit the description into 140 words for the life of me)

Walrus with lasers shooting out of his eyes.

A man riding a shark challenges the planet Saturn to a fight, Saturn responds by pulling a knife and stabbing the shark in the nose

"And I said HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA, whats goin' on?" - Apple commercial version

New Chain

That terrible redo of that Jesus painting.

Tony Stark trying to convince somebody he isn't an alcoholic.

The man saves the city by driving the bomb off a cliff.

Man tries to do a self portrait but has his camera set up at x4 magnification. You can see the snot in his nose as a result.

Doodle or Die

The mermaid swims away from the creepy undead wolfturtletigermerman attempting a pickup line

The mailbox has had enough of the wooden post's (the wood post that holds the mailbox) disingenuous assertions and proceeds to fly away

The Demoman charges into battle on the back of a horned T-Rex ($99.99)

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