a ghost with brown hair and yellow streaks and green eyes and no mouth or nose or eyelashes or eyelids or eyebrows or any defining features.

A giant submarine with a dog's head is sweating, beached on a dock, and trying to reach the ocean so it can take a shit.

a man with brown pants diving into a quarry of brown rocks while a monolith of cocopuffs looks on

a fleshlight being cleaned.

troll smoking a blunt agrees to driving your mother to work.

A man watching porn is is crying tears of lube while a blue box watches his erection.

Taking a giant dump in the middle of the night while a cookie and a banana watch on.

Fat blob with terrible facial hair is not happy.

Not happy about his situation being engulfed in flames and having a bomb with an old-fashioned clock on it.

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Going off the grid.

A man deciding whether he wants a colorful turd or a bar of soap with black flecks in it.

An east-coast heart murdering a banana lover in cold blood.

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