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Shrek has done some shameful things he deeply regrets.

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The new futuristic ray gun pew-pew 4000 - guaranteed 1500 more pew than competition!

"And now, to put zee feeneeshen touches on our shit-cake- we must add zee rancid milk of zee cow, strayte from zee udder!"

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