"This island ain't big enough for the two of us!" exclaims the enraged man. "It's because I'm green, isn't it?" retorts the other.

A cyclops crying due to his contact lens breaking.

A half-man, half-duck scientist informs a man with a tumor that his son will die in 20 years.

A yellow rabbit trying to get Justin Bieber to shut the fuck up.

Citizen Kane, as done by George Lucas

Two men stand over a stabbed corpse. One looks over it in accomplishment, whilst the other is timid and unsure if the corpse is even dead.

A poor man's version of Apocolypse Now.

Steve Irwin finds the legendary two-headed python!

A gleaming, golden loaf of bread.

A tree with a hole in it.

A man not bound by the laws of physics is taking his ravenous dog for a walk. A man falls victim to the vicious creature, but doesn't care.

Product placement from McDonalds. Also, there's a black arrow for some reason.