A wild aquatic football calls for its mate.

We all mourn the loss of the dino giraffe eating man from Ohio.

Keeping butter solid in hell with fans.

Someone found fancy lipstick.

Jeff is angry and has a knife. Let's not bother him, like that other guy did.

A slightly burned canvas with spatters of of several different bodily fluids.

Doodle or Die

Your Xbox controller, if you were someone's little brother.

New Chain

What is the *least* messed up thing you can think of?

A sad-faced man asks about something on the phone.

A man with a faucet for a nose.

the fat pepsi dude eating a corndog while saying something unintelligible.

Happy masked man has a piece of metal pipe.

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