A man is going to kill you with a sword. "No place to run now," the man says.
actually, this happened to me once.
A summoner calls forth a muscular, sexy, bikini-clad demon-girl. She looks at him incredulously as he claims she can do his taxes.
u wot m8 i swear to me fukkin mum
maybe a little bit
A guy that has no pride..asking to use the restroom.
Neo the Driller
Well, I guess it's time for me to lube up.
Take a red demon and cover her badass body with horns and spikes! Plus points if some of her victims body parts are impaled on em.
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