Crime scene full of greyish, amorphous blobs

A pee-yellow alien grins at me, and says "ohglamein"

Santa dreams about stabbing some spoiled little asshole while he sleeps

People arguing about whether something is really a reddit.

A portrait of yourself, but with a mohawk instead of your current hairstyle.

Isaac Newton

An anthropomorphic orange with a beard vomits a horrible green fluid.

A panhandling wizard

A dinosaur rips a man's head off with a chameleon-like tongue. Humans taste good.

A house in the mountains.

A padlock with blood on it

Blindingly bright, incomprehensible writing.