A World's Best Boss coffee mug.
So um. I guess the dude has like explosive diarrhea... but he's hungry too? So he's kinda torn up on this dilemma. That's rough, buddy.
An owl with a lampshade on its head sings a terrible song.
The chain started horribly so now it's gonna be about better things. Things like lasers. And breasts. Those are better things.
POWDERED. TOAST. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Welcome! Welcome to the Church of the Flying Phallus!
Lesbians.
Confused cat is barking at an apple.
Macho Man has won the Championship of the World and is preparing to snap into a Slim Jim. Ohhhhh yeaaaaaah.
Female nudity!
Grey alien checkin' out Paris.
The Hulk has caused a riot in France. He's not really sure why.