A potato weeping about being skinned alive by a peeler
A pink sausage, a blue hippo and green giraffe, all made with balloons
Obama riding onto the sunset on a unicorn that wears a pantsuit
Angelina Jolie as a cinnamon bun too sweet for this world
RuPaul's Drag Race
A potted plant
Feisty Neckbeard
A cowboy riding a barfing egg
A disgusting loaf of bread
A stickman in a box.
Or is it red?