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A radioactive librarian.

A bag lady pepper sprays a mugger.

A man discovers that giants also use public restrooms.

WAYYYY too much lettuce.

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A gay parrot.

A man sees a train that he has loved all his life.

An old hot dog with yellow mustard.

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"I'm an old hat at that," said John.

Two popular fast-food restaurants say hello.

A plate with a slice of blue cheese.

An unhappy man is having his face peed on by an erect house.

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