hwhy elmy do u tuch the duk?.

a fashionable green doctor dances to Dschinghis Khan whilst giving his patient a suppository in the middle of a desert.

me gustan los asses

STONERBALLS™

Wild Pedobear uses Sexual Insecurity! It's super effective! Penis has evolved into Boner!

its just a boring apple tree

TYRONE DOESN'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY

parricide

asian lollipop says "for hanor"

a camel finds a suitcase full of Duke Nukem Forever™ games

flying skull shooting lasers

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