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An oompa loompa stares into the cheese chute one too many times.
Elvis say "Trust me I'm a doctor" when have red cross underwear on him
Bulimia girl cries at sight of food.
The distance between the crotches of two individuals must not exceed 3 feet to be considered "sexy times".
Easy A+ for continuing your sentences by writing them off of the paper and onto the desk
Sponge bob doesn't curse.
a decapitated head floating in space
Some blobs are angry with each other because some blob slept with bolb's wife
snow man bazzoooookaz penguin.
super buff ant working out
A man burnt to a crisp. His lips didnt survive, so he replaced them with hot dogs instead.
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