Please give this doodle a heart, my 5 year old son worked very hard to draw it.

Kick my brains 'round the floor.

Broccoli head named Spike is in love with a grape face named Shannon.

An impotent lego man singing of his loneliness.

Sad horny.

A lemon and his to-do list.

That's a scar from an awesome fire trick, not cystic acne.

A bold and dramatic departure.

iPhone getting butt destroyed by a walkman's lazr gun.

Poisonous frog crouching in the amazon.

DNA mutating.

Hanging out on a segway.