Dude promises his bigboobed housekeeper that he will be home until midnight
An exceptional drawing of Nicki Minaj whispering "....die whore........ .'__'."
The uber neutral guy from Futurama.
A rip off of Katz from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
eating meat
Shut the fuck up Mark. No one cares.
the 1st thing next to you you see
Elderly TMNT
dead man walking
A cat does not have hind legs, meaning she cannot pounce upon a sad goldfish.
a happy child viking.
someone being posh, but at the end of the evening makes fool out himself because he got sick after a couple of breezers
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