sometimes dogs are planes

sonic the hedgehog

if you put your willy in a hotdog bun to get a sly bit of beej from a ladywomen don't put hot sauce on your johnson it will burn bro

clearly this is the work of the unicorn wizard

stop dreaming about pancakes snorlax you fat fuck, get a job and go on a diet you fat person, do something with your life for fucks sake

that episode of friends where joey puts his penis in a hotdog and then ross eats it

terminator easter bunny

mike tyson loves haikus

a stylish person

mike tyson is a big fan of haikus and is reading one to you, isn't that nice (yes, yes it is)

oh no the smurf has smurfed too much smurfing smurf and is about to smurf all over his smurf

after setting a tent full of children on fire Jason smokes a ciggy on the park bench