A jellyfish pooping shit while going really fast

Doodle or Die

Spongebob squarepants has a boner

Naked big-eared asian baby

staples falling on a poor sod

chicken soups wants disco

Hate underlined 3 times

Aliens taking all the remaining copies of ET that were buried in mexico

Mario drops his spaghettie

3 stick figures running next to tadpole eggs pretending they are asteroids

robot dancing for a blond girl

Dark Angels Marine carrying a strawberry on his back

Latinos being violated by a black man with a purple penis (No, really)

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