Sam I Am is less enthusiastic about sharing Green Eggs and Ham nowadays.

An especially slippery "fuck you" from Rainbow Road.

Someone picked the wrong choice between "Doodle" or "Die"...

anon hate irl

snail. a snail. a slug with a shell. what the fuck do you want me to say jfc.

blue man in Smokey the Bear's hat ponders life over a cup of coffee.

that fucking nic cage meme.

r/Atheism's view on Christianity

"Draw me "A", horseshit." The pirate must listen to the improperly-phrased command in horror.

glorious schlong

blue man eats food, transforms into a warrior. oh god why, pacman

the pen is mightier than the sword, motherfuckers