Shaking 5 swears at you

Typical American

Toad staring at u

Notch bleeds profusely from his stomach while desperately attempting to lock his display case, filled with MLP goods and toys.

stick figures and a key

Write a poem, confessing your love to the woman of your desires, may the strands of time grace her with those words.

CUTHULU COMMANDS YOU TO FIND HIS PANTS

A man uses a magic orb to suck his two friends into an alternate dimension, their legs happen to produce a swatztica

gay vampire realising his twillight DVDs are actually cheap bootlegs from china

Girl ahegao'n while being consumed/raped by green goo.

A skeleton with a pink panther tail farting out green gas

Female (or androgynous male) FBI agent with red hair saying fuck.