Doodle or Die

A depressed person alone in an underground dungeon carved a heart-shape into his chest with a dagger.

That viral thing on YouTube where people pretend to shoot their dog with their finger and they play dead.

Lesbian girl sleeping in a rainbow poptart with poop.

Doodle or Die

Blowing your nose with painfully cheap toilet paper and getting a rash.

A pink pig with red, demon eyes.

Anti-war person shooting someone and saying "no conflict."

Naked monkey inside a brain

A flying cigarette about to flush a toilet.

The triforce rocking some shades and pimping in a Hummer H3 SUV.

A little girl realizes she has wasted her entire life on YouTube.

A greed garden snake.

Librarian looking at her notepad in dismay as it is squirting her with ink.

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