This monkey is not having it. Seriously. GTFO, breh.

THANKS, OBAMA!

A man hides a gun in his groin region. It is ineffective. His bird sidekick notices, and boy does he find it awkward.

Why are you so effing sad?? :(

Siamese twin furballs. One of them is king. The other is an ethnic minority. (And I just have to say this is really really cute. Come on.)

Avant-garde cupcake.

Brian is distraught because of his bad hair day. His boyfriend laughs at how astoundingly unkempt he looks.

Brian has erectile dysfunction, and all of his friends know. He is not happy! :(

AH! THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!...my immortal enemy

Guy has a stronger right hand because he pleasures himself to English with it, but not math with it. That's the other hand. :(

Das Scribbles.

Purple semen stain with a golden star on it (one of those that the teacher puts on for a great effort) is very pissed at you.