The Big Bang started off as your fat-ass, hairy-ass naked mom expanding in white space.

This Goku is 6.03 Kakarot

A human couple hands a happy kitten to grateful sentient oranges.

Go ahead, butterfly; keep stabbing me, but let it be known I have already won. The police are on there way now...

Given a lineup of: STD, clean, clean, and clean. You're given the option to choose... but it doesn't say to choose just one ;)

A visual of a sentient four-dimensional hyperbeing.

Wario, already a balding old man, blushes and salivates on himself when a holy doughnut lands on his nose.

sentient hyper-species from a parallel meta-dimensional plane happily thinks about trees and money...

A dinosaur so high on methamphetamines that its eyes are completely black. It's also trying to blow an elongated bubble with gum.

Slenderman has seemed to drop his knife, but with his lack of eyes he's unable to find it and left helpless.

Batman shooting lazers out of his eyes, attempting to apprehend and kill James Holmes, saving Gotham once again.

A pubescent boy looking at a nice lady's body, wondering what's a nizzle and why a girl would want someone to shizzallll(?) in there...