Shrek bursts through the door, letting out a loud ogre yell. he took you in his arms, and impaled you with his large ogre finger.

Teaching good potty skills lmao

A flowers fat ass

The most beautiful woman of all the land. her skin was red as skin kissed cranberries, her hair fell out. she is a cranberry.

Scary spooky man with a Cig and a gun

Rasta pasta flying with a cow giving it a high five

Strider

Meet your new god

This cannot be described...

a large nose with peas and egg whites on it

my bOOB ITCHES

Shark Furry Porn