A single black dot in the smallest possible size in the corner of the page, nothing more.

Boris Johnson.

A fish climbing out of the toilet.

The incredible ninja

A man made of duct tape

Deep throating

Yourself having intercourse wit' yo own momma foo!

The entire contents of the Guinness Book of Records 1997.

The Blue Man group encounters a pacman ghost and one of them is a massive fan of the game so he gets a boner and shoots his load.

I do believe this is me.

It's a bit shit.

Some bitch wit' antennae - alright rack but da lack of eyes is a bit of a turn off me'tinks.