sweet bro and hella jeff

magnets are a hell of bipolar motherfuckers. they attract eachother because one of the sides hate, and the other side loves

a purple crab gets a green snake

SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN IM LYIN IN BED

NORWEGIAN BOAT ATTACKS NORWAY!!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hitman thinks ass hat is the best hat ever

No basket ball, you aren't a nerd, you're beautiful

Hitler pls

It stole the Ice kings beard!

john watson from BBC's sherlock holmes is confused

sunk hooker

captain america's heart