The brown jelly bean king is ruminating over his bad investments in the pork industry. Nobody cares that the McRib is back.

plague doctor disapproves of your last description. Nicely drawn.

excuse me waiter, there is a hair literally passing through my chicken drumstick, like a necklace.

Waluigi dreams of the day he finally bowls a perfect 300

The three titted woman from Total Recall. The original Arnold version.

Preview Players just don't care about Doodle or Die. Whatever.

I'm giving up tampons, for good this time...

it's a doggy disco where ANYTHING goes! (except cats)

Hillary Clinton won! (somehow) There is confetti, and an arrow pointing to the right, signifying her right wing policies.

Nobody likes playing baseball with that god damn newt.

Mickey mouse is kill. :(

The edgy middle school goth loves clowns.